And we end with, our second opera performers of the evening. They’re wearing top hats, tuxedo jackets, vests of different colors with matching medals, and blue jeans. Well, the first three singers are. The next three have eschewed the vests, but kept the medals. The last one is wearing a long white scarf.

I am cataloging their outfits instead of evaluating their performance because it got so bad I took off the headphones I’m listening to the show through to avoid further brain damage.

Seriously, I miss the metal puppet.