With any luck, there will be two nil votes this year. I expect the U.K. to get nil on Saturday. I hope Poland gets nil tonight.

The female singer and dancers start off dancing in a tulip-shaped cage. There’s lots of pyro and a lot of gyrating and that’s all fun. Unfortunately, the song itself is a complete abortion. This makes me feel so sad for Poland because this apparently was the best they had to offer. Dreadful. Dreadfully dreadful. And utter crap, too.