Slovenia’s Eurovision 2009 Entry

How to describe Quartissimo and Martina Majerle’s “Love Symphony?” It’s like Trans-Siberian Orchestra goes disco? It’s like Il Divo with strings? It’s like an Eastern European “Fifth of Beethoven?” It’s like really annoying? Yes, let’s go with that one.

Not that I spent a lot of time contemplating this, but there is no way Martina Majerle did NOT use a ton of tape to keep the top of her dress in place.