Poland has selected Lidia Kopania’s “I Don’t Wanna Leave” as its Eurovision entry this year, and boy is it… you know… a song containing lyrics and musical instruments and singing and stuff.
I mean, it’s there, it’s fine, but whatever. I’ll be hitting the bathroom when this comes on, I’m sure.
One of the other songs that Poland was evidently considering was “Jacqueline” by Det Betales. They’re a Norwegian Beatles tribute band. Yes.