Eurovision 2021 Superlatives

Eurovision Song Contest 2021 — JORDY BRADA

It’s time once again to give out Eurovision Lemur’s Superlatives, the awards that capture all the magic of the Eurovision Song Contest! As Hot Chocolate once sang, everyone’s a winner. Although one act won a weeeeeeeee bit more than everyone else…

Best Fusion Cuisine: Cyprus
Elena Tsagrinou – “El Diablo”

The Second Annual Award That Shafts Albania By Placing Them Second In the Running Order: Albania
Anxhela Peristeri – “Karma”

Most Unlikely Weather Report for Spicy Season: Israel
Eden Alene – “Set Me Free”

The Frans Award for Not Caring But Really Caring: Belgium
Hooverphonic – “The Wrong Place”

Best Entry by Someone Who Doesn’t Wanna Put In: Russia
Manizha – “Russian Woman”

Manizha - Russia - Grand Final - Eurovision Song Contest 2021 - Rotterdam Ahoy — EBU / THOMAS HANSES
Photo by Thomas Hanses/EBU

Best Bilingual Kiss-off: Malta
Destiny – “Je Me Casse”

Most Touching Tour of Rotterdam’s Red Light District: Portugal
The Black Mamba – “Love Is on My Side”

Best Personification of a Belgrade River Club: Serbia
Hurricane – “Loco Loco”

The Andy Abraham Award for the Entry Least Deserving of Its Fate: United Kingdom
James Newman – “Embers”

Best Illustration of the Invisible Hand Theory: Greece
Stefania – “Last Dance”

Most Intergalactic: Switzerland
Gjon’s Tears – “Tout l’univers”

Most Planetary: Switzerland
Gjon’s Tears – “Tout l’univers”

The Can Bonomo Award for Most Bad-ass Staging: Iceland
Daði og Gagnamagnið – “10 Years”

¸Daði og Gagnamagnið, Iceland, Second Rehearsal, Rotterdam Ahoy, 13 May 2021 — EBU / THOMAS HANSES
Photo by Thomas Hanses/EBU

Best Performance by a Band from Their Hotel Rooms: Iceland
Daði og Gagnamagnið – “10 Years”

Best Performance Inside a Planetarium: Spain
Blas Cantó – “Voy a quedarme”

Best Reason to Not Upgrade Your Windows Software: Moldova
Natalia Gordienko – “Sugar”

The LT United Award for Most Self-Aware Entry: Germany
Jendrik – “I Don’t Feel Hate”

Best Wiggling with That Middle Finger: Finland
Blind Channel – “Dark Side”

Best Failure to Never Let That Middle Finger Wiggle Back: Germany
Sophia, the dancer in the hand costume in “I Don’t Feel Hate”

Best Musical Representation of the Premise to The Little Prince: Bulgaria
Victoria – “Growing Up Is Getting Old”

Best Dance Move for the Next Star Trek Convention: Lithuania
The Roop – “Discoteque”

Best Way to Get Your Chernobyl Rave Jumping: Ukraine
Go_A – “Shum”

Meilleure chanson avec un… Je ne sais quoi: France
Barbara Pravi – “Voilà”

The Annual Award for the Most Successful Theft of France’s Thunder: Italy
As usual.

Best Use of a Photocopier: Azerbaijan
Efendi – “Mata Hari”

Most Literal Staging: Norway
TIX – “Fallen Angel”

Most Effective Response to Anyone Who Unwittingly Tweets Stuff That Confirms the Biases That They Swear They Don’t Have: The Netherlands
Jeangu Macrooy – “Birth of a New Age”

Jeangu Macrooy - The Netherlands - Grand Final - Eurovision Song Contest 2021 - Rotterdam Ahoy — EBU / THOMAS HANSES
Photo by Thomas Hanses/EBU

Best Comeback to Anyone Who Makes Up Bullshit Rumors About You: Italy
Måneskin – “Zitti e buoni”

Best Update to Generic Russian Eurovision Entries: Sweden
Tusse – “Voices”

Freakiest Queen: San Marino
Senhit featuring Flo Rida – “Adrenalina”

Best Dry Run for Florida’s Entry in the American Song Contest: San Marino
Senhit featuring Flo Rida – “Adrenalina”

Most Likely to Get There, Popular: Italy

Måneskin won the Eurovision Song Contest 2021
Photo by Andres Putting/EBU

Featured photo by Jordy Brada/EBU

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