San Marino’s and Azerbaijan’s Eurovision 2020 Entries

Every year, we write a couple of posts called The Eurovision That Almost Was. It’s our chance to revisit songs that finished second at national finals, singers who were runners-up on talent shows, and entries that for one reason or another never graced the stage at the Grand Prix.

Usually, we wait until after the Final to write up those posts to give us something to do over the summer. But this year, we have an opportunity to talk about what might have been in conjunction with what actually happened.

No, we’re not talking about a potential cancellation of the entire Contest due to the COVID-19 pandemic. We’re just talking about this year’s San Marino entry, “Freaky!”

Senhit returns to the Song Contest nine years after she first represented San Marino without that letter H in her name. Since then, San Marino has made disco its national brand. Thus, when Senhit had her flash national final to decide which song she would bring to Rotterdam, it seemed inevitable that “Freaky!” was going edge “Obssessed.”

We thought “Freaky!” was the better song anyway. Senhit delivers a lot of sass and sexiness to the recorded track, which makes fun. The trouble is, as is often the case with San Marino, the song is more dated than retro. Their hopes rely heavily on Senhit’s personality shining through.

However, many hardcore national final followers felt that they were deprived of a third choice. Senhit had recorded another track called “Cleopatra” and the general feeling was that it was so much better than “Freaky!” or “Obsessed.”

Cut to Azerbaijan, who were searching for a song for their internal selection Efendi. “Cleopatra” suited her to a T. Thus, Senhit’s pass was Efendi’s gain.

Efendi embodies “Cleopatra” so much that it’s hard to believe it wasn’t written just for her. The way she rolls her Rs when she sings “Like Cleopatrrrrra” is instantly iconic and even makes you forget the silly “Nam Myōhō Renge Kyō” bit that leads into the chorus. (We didn’t know Cleopatra was Buddhist.) Sure, this is just a revamped version of Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse,” but it bloody works.

So what was Senhit thinking by passing on it? Take a listen to her version of “Cleopatra” and you will understand. She interprets the lyrics fairly literally and her vocal lacks the playfulness she brings to “Freaky!” Efendi’s take has way more attitude. She brings a lot of cheek to “Cleopatra,” which plays into its goofier moments while still making it compelling.

Also, Senhit’s arrangement for the song has a random Latin-influenced breakdown in the middle. It’s probably inspired by the lyric “Egyptian and Latin, the voices run through me,” but it sounds out of place. Efendi’s arrangement has a more sparse and faintly Middle Eastern breakdown that’s more in step with the overall inspiration for the song.

It’s all about what works for each performer. Efendi nails the tone of “Cleopatra.” Senhit nails the tone of “Freaky!” Ultimately, we think both San Marino and Azerbaijan made the right choices for this year’s Song Contest.

Azerbaijan’s Eurovision 2019 Entry

The “Truth” is out there, and it’s a bit of a banger.

Chingiz Mustafayev won the Azerbaijani version of Pop Idol in 2007 and competed on the The Voice of Ukraine in 2016. He co-wrote “Truth” with Borislav Milanov, Joacim Persson, and Trey Campbell, the team behind last year’s Bulgarian entry “Bones.” They are joined by rap artist Pablo Dinero and someone called Hostess (or maybe they ate a lot of Hostess products while composing the song and gave credit where credit was due).

We were skeptical about “Truth” when it began because it sounds a lot like “Bones.” Also, the video looks like Aquaman fan fiction. Sorry, Chingiz, but Duncan Laurence does underwater videos better.

When the chorus kicked in, though, we were hooked. We loved the pulsating synth that propels the melody. He does say “shut up” a lot (22 times), which may be what we’ll be muttering to ourselves if “Truth” gets stuck in our head a little too long. Hasn’t happened yet.

Borislav Milanov and Joacim Persson are part of the Symphonix International collective who have contributed several songs to Eurovision in the past few years. (We really need to add them to our Songwriters list.) They co-wrote this year’s Maltese entry, “Chameleon,” and to be honest with you, we like that one more. “Chameleon” sounds like it was customized to fit Michela’s style. “Truth” is more of a generic Symphonix song, even though Chingiz is a co-writer.

That’s a minor criticism, because frankly we like their songwriting and production style. We just feel that if Borislav, Joacim and the other Symphonix team members are going to win Eurovision, they are more likely to do it with a song like “Chameleon” than a song like “Truth.”

Azerbaijan’s Eurovision 2018 Entry

Cross our hearts and hope to not die in the Semifinals. Here comes Aisel for Azerbaijan.

Aisel is a singer from Baku. She’s been on the jazz circuit in Europe and performed at the Montreux Jazz Festival in 2009 with the late Azerbaijani jazz pianist Emil Ibrahim.

Her foray into Eurovision, however, is pure pop from a couple of the Song Contest’s mainstays. “X My Heart” is by Dimitris Kontopoulos, who we profile on our Songwriters page, and Sandra Bjurman, who we really need to profile on our Songwriters page. The Swedish singer and songwriter has written the lyrics to five other Azeri Eurovision entries including “Running Scared” and “Drip Drop.” No matter what else happens at Eurovision, Sandra wins with the chorus, “I cross my heart/I tear down the firewalls/I cross my heart/I’m stronger than cannonballs.” That’s just glorious.

“X My Heart” is a solid, catchy, fun song. That’s what Dimitris always brings to the table, and we love him for it. And Aisel’s smoky alto adds a lot to the party. But we can’t shake the feeling that we’ve heard this all before. Even though it’s pretty good, it’s also pretty safe.

Of course, there is always the X factor, which is Azerbaijan’s knack for staging. We have two adages at Eurovision: “Never judge a song from Albania based on its Festivali i Këngës performance” and “Never judge a song from Azerbaijan until you see whether or not they put a dancer in a horse’s head in a big glass box on stage surrounded by dancing wolves.” So the jury is really still out.

Azerbaijan’s Eurovision 2017 Entry

DiHaj will be representing Azerbaijan in Kyiv with the song “Skeletons.”

Diana Hajiyeva made her first attempt to represent Azerbaijan during 2011’s artist selection show, but did not make it out of her heat (which included eventual representative Eldar Gasimov). She since launched DiHaj as an electronic music group dabbling in “experimental doom pop,” which is a natural fit for Eurovision. (When you think about it, “1944” is kind of a dark song.) “Skeletons” was written by Isa Melikov and Sandra Bjurman, who co-wrote Azerbaijan’s winning entry “Running Scared.”

As you might expect from a singer from an experimental doom pop electronic music group, “Skeleton” is a moody, atmospheric song. There are a lot of sweet ’80s-influenced synth lines and a big booming chorus to add an air of drama. But underneath the veneer of this “4AD sells out” number is a pretty solid pop song with surprisingly chipper lyrics. It’s not so much a pensive dirge as an ode to falling in lust at first site.

We gave up on predicting Azerbaijan would miss out on the Final (because if they could qualify with last year’s entry, they could probably qualify with a beatboxing mime performing in front of dogs playing poker), so let’s assume that they are through, stealing Finland’s and Iceland’s thunder on the way.

Eurovision 2016 Round-Up: Hungarian-Polish Friendship Day Edition

At long last all of the Eurovision songs have been revealed, although the final versions are still trickling out. (Seriously, San Marino? Seriously?) Still, we know enough about each entry to make pithy and catty comments about them all.

Croatia: Nina Kraljić – “Lighthouse”

Croatia returns to Eurovision with Nina Kraljić, who won The Voice of Croatia. Both good things. “Lighthouse” sounds like a deep track from a later Cranberries album. Not a good thing.

Azerbaijan: Samra – “Miracle”

Azerbaijan takes Eurovision very seriously. Every swing they take is a swing for the fences. This year, they’re planning to take Stockholm by storm with a song (penned by a Swedish team) that could have made the Melodifestivalen final. We’re not sure it would have won the Melodifestivalen final, though, but maybe Azerbaijan can throw a magician onstage to supplement Samra’s performance.

Czech Republic: Gabriela Gunčíková – “I Stand”

Look, it wasn’t going to take much for a song to be the best Czech Eurovision entry ever. But “I Stand” is not just a big leap ahead for the country that brought us Gipsy.cz, it also stands out over a lot of the other ballads we’re going to hear in Sweden this May. If you’ve looked up Gabriela Gunčíková’s performances on YouTube, you’ll have noticed she has more of a rock vibe than a pop ballad vibe (she was a performer in Trans-Siberian Orchestra). So our big question is whether or not she can make “I Stand” sound true to herself. But we still think she has a good shot at clinching the Czech Republic’s first spot in the Final.

Malta: Ira Losco – “Walk On Water”

Ira Losco won Malta’s national selection show with “Chameleon,” but she replaced it with “Walk on Water.” Yay, another Swedish pop song that would have struggled to win Melodifestivalen!

Australia: Dami Im – “Sound of Silence”

Australia were invited to participate in Eurovision last year as a special one-off to mark the 60th anniversary of the Song Contest. They were invited to participate this year to… I don’t know, help promote the Asiavision Song Contest? We don’t mind Australia getting the return invitation because they are following up their confident debut with a proper contender. “Sound of Silence” is one of the strongest entries we’ve heard this year and it may only be Europe’s bewilderment over Australia’s continued presence at Eurovision that keeps it from winning.

Serbia: ZAA Sanja Vučić – “Goodbye (Shelter)”

Earlier in this post, we were going to make a comment about how Samra from Azerbaijan was overselling her song in the video for “Miracle.” But her overemphasized facial expressions are positively dead-eyed compared to the spastically hammy performance Sanja Vučić gave in her song presentation show for Serbia. It’s too bad, because the powerful message of “Goodbye (Shelter)” does not need to bathed in histrionics.

Bulgaria: Poli Genova – “If Love Was a Crime”

We were happy when Poli Genova was announced as Bulgaria’s Eurovision artist this year. “Na Inat” was one of the better non-qualifying entries in recent memory. Bulgaria took their sweet time releasing this year’s Eurovision entry “If Love Was a Crime,” but their delightful Twitter account built up to the song reveal nicely so it was worth the wait. Poli has changed her edgy rocker chick vibe from 2011 for a softer look and poppier sound. The last few songs Bulgaria entered before they took their break were in Bulgarian, and we think switching to English for this contemporary pop song (albeit with a little Bulgarian thrown into the chorus) has a lot of crossover potential and should lead Poli to the Final.

Italy: Francesca Michielin – “No Degree of Separation”

Francesca Michielin was runner up at this year’s Sanremo Music Festival, but she got the nod when winners Stadio declined the invite to Stockholm. In principle, we don’t have a problem with “No Degree of Separation,” but it sounds way too old for her. Nevertheless, Italy is maintaining its general good run of form since their return to the Song Contest. (We say general good run because there was also Emma.)

Azerbaijan’s Eurovision 2015 Entry

Elnur Hüseynov returns to the Eurovision Song Contest to perform “Hour of the Wolf” for Azerbaijan.

This is not Elnur’s first time at the rodeo. In 2008, Elnur teamed up with Samir Javadzadeh for Azerbaijan’s Eurovision debut, the utterly insane “Day After Day.” Since then, he won O Ses Türkiye (The Voice of Turkey). Elnur comes back to the Song Contest a much more refined and confident performer.

What strikes us most about his vocal on “Hour of the Wolf” is how restrained it is. Part of what made “Day After Day” so nutty was how out of control he was. He and Samir seemed to be in a caterwauling competition (which, to be fair, Samir won with his gargled bleating). Elnur still has the potential to indulge himself: take a listen to his version of “Goldeneye” on O Ses Türkiye. With “Hour of the Wolf,” he fully explores the emotional landscape of the song, but he doesn’t cross the line to over-emoting.

I try not to harp on quality of English anymore, but I have to say how impressed we are with how well Elnur sings the English lyrics here. Compare this track to the recorded version of “Day After Day” and it is clear how much he has improved his diction. In the clips we saw from O Ses Türkiye, he was singing his English phonetically, which sounded a bit stilted, but showed he has been working on his pronunciation.

We both really like “Hour of the Wolf”. It’s beautifully orchestrated and has a haunting melody and powerful lyrics. Hopefully, Azerbaijan will show the same kind of maturity that Elnur has on the recorded track when they stage it. It is a strong enough song that he could sell it without needing acrobats trapped in a box wearing angel’s wings.

Although we must confess, we secretly hope Elnur will be wearing this when he takes the stage in Vienna.

 

Azerbaijan’s Eurovision 2014 Entry

Azerbaijan is pinning its continued success at Eurovision on Dilara Kazimova and “Start a Fire”:

“Start a Fire” is a piano ballad which in its raw form seems more suited to cabaret rooms than big stadiums. Think Alicia Keys’ “Empire State of Mind” without the button. Make no mistake, it’s a beautiful cabaret song, and when I book my gig at the Cafe Carlyle, this will be on my set list.

The entry was co-written by Stefan Örn, a Swedish songwriter who has become Azerbaijan’s go-to guy for Eurovision hits. He wrote 2011’s winning Eurovision Song Contest entry “Running Scared,” and also composed “Drip Drop” for Safura and “When the Music Dies” for Sabina Babayeva.

Of these, “Start a Fire” is closest in spirit to “When the Music Dies.” As was the case with that song they’re making a noble attempt to scale it up. The orchestration features strings and the traditional Azerbaijani flute (that Kazimova is kneeling before in more of the stranger moments of the official video). But its jazzy torch song soul is more mature and more intimate than its Eurovision sister.

Salma Hayek lookalike Dilara Kazimova has a bit of a rasp in her voice that gives the song some character. She is a veteran of Azerbaijan’s music scene and has had the Eurovision dream for some time now. Kazimova was the singer of the band Unformal, which finished second to Elnur and Samir in Azerbaijan’s 2008 national final. Her duo Milk & Kisses was one of the runners-up to Safura in Azerbaijan’s 2010 national final. Her third try to represent her country was the charm, and she won the Böyük Səhnə series that determined this year’s performer.

It’s all lovely, if a bit bland. But this being Azerbaijan, you figure it’s going to be boosted greatly by the staging. As usual, Azerbaijan is a lock to make the Final. I can’t see this toppling any of this year’s favorites, but I can see it doing very well on the night.

Azerbaijan’s Eurovision 2013 Entry

Farid Mammadov won Azerbaijan’s National Final with “Hold Me,” which is a really generic, completely boring Eurovision ballad. It’s not bad, it’s not good, it’s there. Mammadov is a good-looking guy and a good singer, and it’s Azerbaijan, so you assume they’ll spend money to make it look good at the Final. (Because they sure as heck didn’t spend money on that national final. As you can see in the video above, the audio mix was so bad that even the good singers sounded harsh.)

Some countries you don’t expect much out of, but Azerbaijan has gone for the brass ring so much since it first entered the Eurovision Song Contest in 2008 that you kind of expect more out of it. Maybe the millions of dollars it spent on hosting Eurovision (and on staging previous entries) and the scrutiny it faced over its human rights records have made it a little gun-shy about drawing attention to itself with a stand-out Eurovision entry?  Or, judging from what we saw on Friday night, no one gave them any good songs to perform.

The thing is, Mammadov is really charismatic, and he might just be the break-out male singer in the second Semi (also features Gianluca Bezzina from Malta, Eyþór Ingi Gunnlaugsson from Iceland, Lozano from FYR Macedonia, ByeAlex from Hungary, Gor Sujya from Armenia, and of course, Cezar from Romaina). If ever there was a case of a performer being better than the song, this is it, so it’s hard for us to call how well he’s going to do. But as always, you count Azerbaijan out at your peril.

Azerbaijan’s Eurovision 2012 Entry

Azerbaijan will try to defend its Eurovision title with “When the Music Dies,” performed by Sabina Babayeva. It’s from the same songwriters as last year’s winner “Running Scared,” as well as Azerbaijan’s 2010 entry “Drip Drop,” which I bet you would be able to tell from listening to it:

I’ve listened to “When the Music Dies” a few times now, and it’s just not sticking with me. It doesn’t go anywhere at all. It’s one long meandering verse until it hits the 1:20 mark, when it sort of just repeats the same thing, except now over a drumbeat. Also, she says “It’s cold, cold, cold” a lot. And the back-up singers sing “cold, cold, cold” a lot. So cold. So cold. Then Babayeva unleashes the vocal pyrotechnics that feel like it’s going to build it just stops. Yes, THE MUSIC LITERALLY DIES at the end. She says so.

I wonder if I would have responded to this more had it not been the 72nd ballad that had come out during the national final season. I don’t think so, though. It’s kind of a mess.

Azerbaijan’s Eurovision 2011 Entry

Azerbaijan was one of the more disorganized countries picking a song this year. They held a series to select a singer (one singer, most of us assumed), moved the dates of the final a couple of times, and in the end, the Azeri jury decided to send two competitors. After finding singers, they waited until pretty much the last minute to announce the song. But, no matter, it’s here at last.  Eldar Qasimov and Nigar Camal have been rebranded as Ell & Nikki Eldar and Nigar Ell & Nikki and their entry is called “Running Scared.”

It’s a puppy-love ballad duet, oh so in love but oh so scared. The song strikes me as very young. Thinking back to my own childhood, it’s a “slow dance” song they might have played at a school dance when I was 13 (but NOT by age 15 because we would have outgrown it by then).

[Having worked to develop surveys in tandem with 42 other countries, half of them European, I have experienced firsthand the pain that comes from trying to compare education systems across countries. I’m sorry, but I don’t know if school dances are permitted in secondary education systems in other countries.]

While listening to “Running Scared,” Chris and I were discussing that young teens were the likely target audience, but we also wondered if today’s youth will respond to it.  At this point, our 2-year-old son piped up “I like this one.”  So there you go, the youth vote.  As far as the grown-up vote, Ell & Nikki Eldar and Nigar Ell & Nikki are appealing enough in the recorded version of the song. It remains to be seen how the duo will do live, since neither inspired 100% confidence in the Azeri selection process–Nigar hit some sour notes in the Azeri national final, and Eldar’s version of “Milim” paled compared to the original.  Additionally, I don’t find the tune of “Running Scared” particularly memorable, just the sentiment behind it.

Since first entering the contest in 2008, Azerbaijan has made the finals every year, and every year finished in the top 10.  This is one of the weaker entries they’ve put forward, but underestimate them at your peril.