Croatia’s Eurovision 2020 Entry

Every year, there are a couple of songs that don’t stay in our brains. We obsessively watch old Song Contests and even then, we’ll come across entries that we completely forgot about. One year, Slovakia sent a song that only registers with us now as the song we always forget was a Eurovision entry. Can’t remember which year it was, though.

You can see where we’re going with this.

Now, Damir Kedžo is one of Croatia’s biggest stars. He’s a chart-topping, award-winning, stream-dominating pop singer. So the negative opinions of two minor Eurovision bloggers probably won’t hurt his feelings one bit. Though maybe he’ll be flattered when we say he’s like a hot version of Lee Ving.

But “Divlji Vjetre” does not resonate with us at all. At first listen, it struck us as a bland, midtempo pop song with a strange key change.

Upon repeated listens, though, we were struck by its interesting structure. Written by Ante Pecotić, “Divlji Vjetre” starts off fairly conventionally, with a lilting verse and a big chorus. But the second verse has a different vocal arrangement than the first. It brings the backing singers to the fore and gives Damir a place to vamp. After that, we get two run-throughs of the chorus. The key change between the two is sort of hidden under a big long note that Damir uses to pull us into the final part of the song. It’s fascinating.

“Divlji Vjetre” may be fun to deconstruct, but we’re still not sold on the song itself. It’s nice, but we’re not sure it’s one we’re going to think about much once we’ve moved onto the next Eurovision season.

Croatia’s Eurovision 2019 Entry

Croatia have picked the ne plus ultra of Eurovision entries this year. Here is Roko’s “The Dream.”

Roko Blažević is an 18-year-old singer who won the Serbian talent show Pinkove Zvezdice in 2017. He also finished second on the Croatian show Zvijezde last year. His song written by Eurovision royalty: Jacques Houdec represented Croatia at the 2017 Song Contest with the epic “My Friend” and Charlie Mason is the lyricist behind “Rise Like a Phoenix” and “Beauty Never Lies.”

So let’s get down to brass tacks. Roko is standing on stage dressed in white and wearing huge angels wings. He is singing a song about peace and love and understanding. He crushes big note after big note. He spots the camera and unleashes a little bit of smolder. There is a language change. There is a key change. Of course there is.

“The Dream” is soaring and grandiose and it is as archetypal a Eurovision song as you could possibly get. It shows the Song Contest ideal in all its earnest glory. It has a fabulous “only at Eurovision” quality to it, but in an almost sensible sort of way.

Yes, Roko is wearing angel’s wings while he sings. When you consider other times you’ve seen someone wear angel’s wings at Eurovision, you have to appreciate his subtlety.

Croatia’s Eurovision 2018 Entry

Let’s go crazy. We suppose.

Franka Batelić rose to fame in Croatia when she won the talent show Showtime in 2007. She recently had a number three hit on the Croatian singles chart with “S tobom” and she has also won her country’s version of Strictly Come Dancing. She co-wrote “Crazy” with Branimir Mihaljević, a Croatian songwriter who also co-wrote Feminem’s 2010 Song Contest entry “Lako je sve.”

We are not fans of this song. It sounds like the type of single a label makes a new artist record to capitalize off of another artist’s  massive hit. If it were 2001 and “Fallin’” was still dominating the charts, then we would get it. Seventeen years later and we’re bored.

Croatia’s Eurovision 2017 Entry

What fresh hell is this?

“My Friend” kicks off with Jacques Houdek reading a quote from Einstein, because if you’re gonna quote, quote from the best. Where do people get this stuff, off of t-shirts? Enjoy that quote, by the way, because it is the most coherent part of the song.

“My Friend” very quickly descends into madness because as far as we can tell this is a duet sung by one guy. English lyrics in a generic pop voice alternate with Italian lyrics in an operatic tenor voice. Is Jacques in a sing-off with an anonymous Italian tenor or is he the only singer? Is the tenor his friend? Is Jacques having a conversation with his evil Italian tenor alter ego, like Smeagol and Gollum? Is his friend his precious? Is he trying to convince Frodo that he is his friend, not poor Samwise? Is Frodo played by that guy from Il Volo with the glasses? You know the one. Are they going Mt. Doom together to cast this song into the fiery chasm from whence it came? Is Jacques going to bite off the Il Volo guy’s finger during the staging? Because that would certainly be something we haven’t seen at Eurovision before. Unless Nana Mouskouri did it.

Six people wrote this song. Six!

May 11 cannot come soon enough.

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At long last all of the Eurovision songs have been revealed, although the final versions are still trickling out. (Seriously, San Marino? Seriously?) Still, we know enough about each entry to make pithy and catty comments about them all.

Croatia: Nina Kraljić – “Lighthouse”

Croatia returns to Eurovision with Nina Kraljić, who won The Voice of Croatia. Both good things. “Lighthouse” sounds like a deep track from a later Cranberries album. Not a good thing.

Azerbaijan: Samra – “Miracle”

Azerbaijan takes Eurovision very seriously. Every swing they take is a swing for the fences. This year, they’re planning to take Stockholm by storm with a song (penned by a Swedish team) that could have made the Melodifestivalen final. We’re not sure it would have won the Melodifestivalen final, though, but maybe Azerbaijan can throw a magician onstage to supplement Samra’s performance.

Czech Republic: Gabriela Gunčíková – “I Stand”

Look, it wasn’t going to take much for a song to be the best Czech Eurovision entry ever. But “I Stand” is not just a big leap ahead for the country that brought us Gipsy.cz, it also stands out over a lot of the other ballads we’re going to hear in Sweden this May. If you’ve looked up Gabriela Gunčíková’s performances on YouTube, you’ll have noticed she has more of a rock vibe than a pop ballad vibe (she was a performer in Trans-Siberian Orchestra). So our big question is whether or not she can make “I Stand” sound true to herself. But we still think she has a good shot at clinching the Czech Republic’s first spot in the Final.

Malta: Ira Losco – “Walk On Water”

Ira Losco won Malta’s national selection show with “Chameleon,” but she replaced it with “Walk on Water.” Yay, another Swedish pop song that would have struggled to win Melodifestivalen!

Australia: Dami Im – “Sound of Silence”

Australia were invited to participate in Eurovision last year as a special one-off to mark the 60th anniversary of the Song Contest. They were invited to participate this year to… I don’t know, help promote the Asiavision Song Contest? We don’t mind Australia getting the return invitation because they are following up their confident debut with a proper contender. “Sound of Silence” is one of the strongest entries we’ve heard this year and it may only be Europe’s bewilderment over Australia’s continued presence at Eurovision that keeps it from winning.

Serbia: ZAA Sanja Vučić – “Goodbye (Shelter)”

Earlier in this post, we were going to make a comment about how Samra from Azerbaijan was overselling her song in the video for “Miracle.” But her overemphasized facial expressions are positively dead-eyed compared to the spastically hammy performance Sanja Vučić gave in her song presentation show for Serbia. It’s too bad, because the powerful message of “Goodbye (Shelter)” does not need to bathed in histrionics.

Bulgaria: Poli Genova – “If Love Was a Crime”

We were happy when Poli Genova was announced as Bulgaria’s Eurovision artist this year. “Na Inat” was one of the better non-qualifying entries in recent memory. Bulgaria took their sweet time releasing this year’s Eurovision entry “If Love Was a Crime,” but their delightful Twitter account built up to the song reveal nicely so it was worth the wait. Poli has changed her edgy rocker chick vibe from 2011 for a softer look and poppier sound. The last few songs Bulgaria entered before they took their break were in Bulgarian, and we think switching to English for this contemporary pop song (albeit with a little Bulgarian thrown into the chorus) has a lot of crossover potential and should lead Poli to the Final.

Italy: Francesca Michielin – “No Degree of Separation”

Francesca Michielin was runner up at this year’s Sanremo Music Festival, but she got the nod when winners Stadio declined the invite to Stockholm. In principle, we don’t have a problem with “No Degree of Separation,” but it sounds way too old for her. Nevertheless, Italy is maintaining its general good run of form since their return to the Song Contest. (We say general good run because there was also Emma.)

Croatia’s Eurovision 2013 Entry

Klapa s mora has unveiled its song “Mižerja,” which will represent Croatia in Malmö. It is very Bonaparti.lv.

Actually, I find it kind of soothing, particularly when those rich baritone voices kick in. The melody is lovely, and the arrangement is quite posh. The big issue I have is that  “Mižerja” really doesn’t go anywhere. As pretty as the melody is, I do kind of get tired of it after awhile. By the 2:00 mark, I was desperate for a key change that never came.

So it’s a good entry, not a great entry. I’m hoping that the six singers that make up Klapa s mora can bring it live. The live performance on the presentation show indicates they can, and they’re going to need to fire on all cylinders to make it to the Final.

Croatia’s Eurovision 2012 Entry

“Nebo” has been selected for Nina Badric to represent Croatia at Eurovision this year.

After disastrously toying with an upbeat number last year, Croatia decided to go back to the type of schmaltzy ballads it did the two years previous. Frankly, I find it dull and plodding, and judging from her performance during the selection announcement show, she’s not exactly going to bring the time of dynamic performance that this type of song will need to go over with voters. Still, could be worse. (See again: last year.)

UPDATED: “Nebo” isn’t growing on me per se, but I have to say that listening to FYR Macedonia’s “Crno i belo,” I am appreciate it a lot more. Forget what I said about dull and plodding here and apply it to “Crno i belo” instead. Looking at how the second Semi is shaping up, I’m pretty sure we’re going to see Croatia back in the final this year.

Croatia’s Eurovision 2011 Entry

This year, Croatia adopted the Unser Star format for its Dora 2011 selection show. It was an epically long process to get to the final: I’m pretty sure the show started right after last year’s show ended and 10,000 singers were pared down to two. I may be exaggerating.

Anyway, Daria Kinzer and Jacques Houdek each performed the same three songs, and the jury (including the suddenly ever-present Severina) and the public voted on which of the six performances they liked best. In the end, Kinzer and Houdek went head-to-head in a super final with the same song, “Lahor.”

This was strange to me, because both Jen and I thought another song, “Stotinama godina,” was stronger. But no matter. The two faced off and in the end Kinzer was selected to go to the big show. This was not strange to me, because while both were good singers, Kinzer definitely had more charisma than Houdek (who looked like a cuddlier Kevin Smith).

After she was announced as the winner, Kinzer debuted the English-language version of “Lahor,” now called “Break a Leg”:

It’s a more Swedish pop-sounding number than we’re used to from Croatia. The staging was odd, with back-up singers popping out from beneath a turntable stand that didn’t seem to have anything to do with the song. I suspect the Croatian organizers will re-imagine that for the big stage. It’s decent enough effort, if a tad generic, so I wonder if it’s not going to get lost in the shuffle of what’s turning out to be a surprisingly competitive first Semi-Final.

UPDATED: Croatia has revamped “Break a Leg,” giving it the better-yet-more-generic title “Celebrate”:

It’s a much better lyric, but I stand by what I said earlier.

Croatia’s Eurovision 2009 Entry

Igor Cukrov won the Croatian national final with “Lijepa Tena.”  We had a choice of which final to watch tonight, and boy, are we glad we watched Latvia’s.

If you thought the Bulgarians were pissed by how flat Krassimir Avramov was when he sang “Illusion,” then how about Igor and his back-up singer Andrea Susnjara here?  They sound like cats in heat fighting over a classical guitar.  You know what would’ve saved this performance? A 77-year-old man yelling.