United Kingdom’s Eurovision 2019 Entry

Sound the big ballad klaxon: Michael Rice is bringing “Bigger Than Us” to the Eurovision Song Contest!

Michael Rice was the winner of BBC One’s All Together Now in 2018 and also made it to the bootcamp stage of The X Factor in 2014. His song “Bigger Than Us” comes from a solid group of songwriters: Anna-Klara Folin, who competed on Sweden’s Fame Factory in 2002; Laurell Barker, who co-wrote ZiBBZ’ 2018 Eurovision song “Stones;” singer John Lundvik, who is competing in this year’s Melodifestivalen with “Too Late For Love;” and Jonas Thander, who co-wrote Donny Montell’s 2016 Eurovision effort “I’ve Been Waiting for This Night.”

As soon as we heard Michael’s version of “Bigger Than Us,” we knew it was going to be the UK entry. It just sounds like the type of song the UK thinks a Eurovision entry to sound like. That may sound a bit harsh, especially because we do like the song. It’s a big catchy anthem that grants Michael a lot of room to flex his vocal muscles.

And to be sure, Michael has got the chops to sell “Bigger Than Us” within an inch of his life. He’s got a powerful voice and he is practically flawless as a singer. As a performer? Well, he’s charmingly awkward, but he really needs hone his stagecraft if he wants connect with the home audience.

So the UK is sending a pretty good package to Tel Aviv. It’s like a comfy sweater you get as a present. It will wear well, but it’s probably not going to be the gift you remember first when you tell your friends what you got for your birthday.

United Kingdom’s Eurovision 2018 Entry

SuRie has won Eurovision You Decide and will bring a “Storm” to Lisbon.

Born Susanna Marie Cork, SuRie was a backup singer for Loïc Nottet in 2015 and for Blanche in 2017. She has also backed up Will Young and Chris Martin and acted as Fontaine in Les Miserables. In addition to performing, she teaches at Mountview Academy of Theatre Arts in London.

SuRie has an Annie Lennox vibe, both in her look and in her alto voice. She has a likable stage presence that the Brighton audience for Eurovision: You Decide ate up. If the BBC ever released voting figures, we would expect to see that she was the overwhelming favorite of the juries and the televoters too.

If we see a problem, it’s that “Storm” sounds like what the United Kingdom thinks a Eurovision song should sound like. It fits in nicely on a playlist with “Children of the Universe,” “You’re Not Alone,” and “Never Give Up On You.” Each of these songs have their own different styles, but they are all cut from the same middle-of-the-road pop cloth. They are likeable songs performed by likeable performers. They also tend to get forgotten by the end of the night.

If it sounds like we’re being a bit over-critical, we are, because we are always over-critical of the United Kingdom. But we have to give them credit. We think back to 2014, when BBC producer Guy Freeman (who is leaving the BBC this month) published a blog post called “Our Vision for Copenhagen.” In it, he wrote:

“It’s clear there’s a disconnect between what kind of songs and artists are now winning Eurovision, versus the stereotype that many people – including much of the music industry – still hold in their minds.”

That old Wogan-influenced stereotype still lingers, but watching Eurovision: You Decide, we felt like the perception has finally begun to change. Let’s just pretend 2015 never happened, though.

United Kingdom’s Eurovision 2017 Entry

Lucie Jones will be representing the United Kingdom in Kyiv this year with “Never Give Up On You.”

Jones is a Welsh singer who placed eighth on The X Factor in 2009. She lost to Jedward, the poor dear. She has gone on to be a model and stage actress, appearing as Cosette in Les Miz and Victoria in American Psycho. She’s also been on Midsomer Murders, thus fulfilling her national duty as a Brit.

The songwriting team behind “Never Give Up On You” are Emmelie de Forrest, Lawrie Martin, and The Treatment. de Forrest won Eurovision in 2013 with the song “Only Teardrops.” Last year, she co-wrote “Never Alone” for Anja Nissen, who finished second in last year’s Dansk Melodi Grand Prix behind “Soldiers of Love.”

Martin is a Scottish songwriter currently based in London who co-wrote the song “Unstable” with British pop singer Zak Abel. As for the third member of the songwriting team, it’s hard to research The Treatment because when you search Google for The Treatment and “Never Give You On You,” you get a lot of results about not giving up in your fight against [insert debilitating health issue here].

Now, our first impression of “Never Give Up On You” is that it sounds like the 11 o’clock number in an allegorical romantic musical that’s really about Brexit. Perhaps we’re reading too much into the lyrics.

Jones is a powerhouse of a vocalist, bringing a lot of ache and a lot of longing into her interpretation of the lyrics. She gave a damn good performance, and honestly, it doesn’t feel like the U.K. needs to do much other than just throw Jones onstage and let her belt.

Eurovision 2016 Round-Up: Leap Year Edition

It’s a good thing it’s Leap Year, because we need an extra day to process all of the songs chosen for Eurovision this weekend!

Finland: Sandhja – “Sing It Away”

Donald Trump is going to be the Republican Party candidate for President and Sandhja’s European jazz festival closer is going to represent Finland at Eurovision and I do not understand the world anymore.

Hungary: Freddie – “Pioneer”

We are Eurovision hipsters, so A Dal is of course our favorite national selection competition these days. There were eight songs in the A Dal final, and we felt that the four super finalists would ably represent Hungary in Stockholm. Coming out of the semis, we thought Freddie would not only finish top 5 at Eurovision, but even take the crown. His performance in the final was a bit rougher, so we’re not quite ready to proclaim him the champion yet. But his husky voice and rugged good looks may make him very popular in Sweden.

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United Kingdom’s Eurovision 2015 Entry

The BBC has fulfilled its contractual obligation to provide the EBU with a Eurovision entry. Here’s Electro Velvet’s “Still In Love With You”:

Electro Velvet pairs up Alex Larke, the lead singer of a Rolling Stones cover band, with Bianca Nicholas, whose primary claim to fame is she auditioned for The Voice UK but didn’t get picked by any of the mentors. “Still In Love With You” was penned by David Mindel, an established songwriter of commercial jingles and theme songs, and Adrian Bax White, a songsmith who was also a member of the Tony Evans Orchestra, the self-proclaimed “Worlds No.1 Dance & Concert Orchestra.”

Here is the internet’s reaction to the United Kingdom’s entry:

This type of upbeat retro swing song shows up in national finals from time to time: Just this year we had MUZZART’s “Only Dance” (Belarus), The Su’sis’ “This & That” (Austria), and Bálint Gájer’s “That’s How It Goes” (Hungary). MUZZART and Natalia Barbu’s “Let’s jazz” (Moldova preselection 2011) are examples of the specific electro-swing sound that Electro Velvet embraces. None of these songs mustered enough support to make it out of their respective national finals. And “Still In Love With You” isn’t as good as any of these songs.

Remember BBC producer Guy Freeman’s manifesto for Eurovision last year? Particularly the part where he wrote, “Yes, novelty songs and acts do still turn up in the show, provide great entertainment and make good press – but they don’t tend to win?” We remember, but the BBC clearly doesn’t.

What angers us most about this year’s UK entry is how fast the BBC abandoned what could have been a good long-term strategy to find talent. Last year, BBC looked for a new singer-songwriter on its BBC Introducing site. Sure, that act fizzled on the big stage last May, but that doesn’t mean the strategy was bad.

This year, they still hired unknown talents to perform their song, but they selected a pair of singers with no history of working together and gave those singers a song co-written by the guy who composed the Jim’ll Fix It theme. It’s almost like they were so busy planning for the Eurovision’s Greatest Hits concert that they lost sight of the main event.

United Kingdom’s Eurovision 2014 Entry

We used to have a page in our Eurovision Fundamentals section called Most Hopeless Countries, which we got rid of because we decided it was a bit too mean-spirited. But the United Kingdom was right at the top of that list. We complained that a country that produces so much great music had no business sending tired warhorses like Engelbert Humperdinck or Bonnie Tyler or miserable pop throwbacks like “Flying the Flag” or “That Sounds Good to Me.” It seemed to us that the BBC was more interested in generating online buzz for its entries than actually competing well. And while they could luck themselves into an 11th place finish with Blue or a 5th place finish with Jade Ewan singing an Andrew Lloyd Webber song, they were more likely to finish middle of the pack or worse. We felt like the BBC wasn’t even trying.

This year, ahead of the announcement of the UK Eurovision entry, BBC executive producer Guy Freeman published a post on the BBC Eurovision blog called “Our Vision for Copenhagen.” In it, Freeman acknowledged the United Kingdom’s “fortunes have waned somewhat” even though the Song Contest remains as popular as ever. He also pointed out the gulf between what type of songs were winning Eurovision and what type of songs the UK considered Eurovision songs.

Freeman and his team decided it was time to take a different approach for this year and make use of an artist using the BBC Introducing service, in which unsigned acts can post their music to promote themselves to the powers that be at BBC Radio. This artist would then write a brand-new, “Eurovision friendly” song for the UK to use as their entry. This way the UK gets a talented artist early in their career, looking for their big break.

It is a promising idea, and to judge from what we heard yesterday, it’s already paying off. Here is this year’s Eurovision entry from the United Kingdom, Molly with “Children of the Universe”:

Goddamn, can Molly write hooks: the opening “power to the people” chant grabs you immediately and the “whoa-OH-oh-oh-oh” that kicks off the chorus can generate ear worms epidemics. It’s big and anthemic, designed to play to a big room and get them to clap and sing along. It’s also memorable – a day later, I can still hum the tune.

Lyrically, it’s safe: it kicks off with a “power to the people” chant, so you kind of know where the song is going from the outset. “Shining like diamonds,” “hope on the horizon,” “not giving in,” “love in our hearts,” all this is standard issue Eurovision lyrical fare. And yet, Molly sells it. She’s a great singer with the kind of charisma the camera eats up. She may not be breaking new ground lyrically, but she makes it sound fresh.

I hope that regardless of how the UK does in Copenhagen that Guy Freeman and his team at the BBC stay on this path. I have a feeling they will: they issued a vision statement, for crying out loud! I don’t worry about the United Kingdom this year, though. Unless they get completely screwed over by the draw, they should finish substantially better than in previous years. We’ve heard more than half the songs at this point, and this one is rising toward the top.

United Kingdom’s Eurovision 2013 Entry

The BBC announced that Bonnie Tyler of “Total Eclipse of the Heart” fame is representing the United Kingdom at the Eurovision Song Contest this year with “Believe In Me.” It’s a pleasant-enough little country ditty. In fact, it’s better than some of the other ballads that are vying for the title this year. It’s nice, and I love that the word “stuff” is used prominently in the first verse of the song. I love the word “stuff.”

However, I can’t help but think, as with last year’s selection of Englebert Humperdinck, that the BBC is hoping to make a big splash with a notable name (from British music charts of old) and let that carry them where it may (towards the bottom of the table). Maybe with the Swedish producers determining the song order for the Final instead of the traditional random draw, the BBC can count on their big name signing to get a sweet spot in the line-up? Preferably after all of the other less interesting ballads? If that will even matter?

The BBC organizers seem to like the attention they get on social media, both with the rumors that pop up before they make their announcement and with the debate that arises after their selection is revealed. But, as we say on our Most Hopeless Countries page, the BBC really isn’t trying to come up with a contender. If they were really trying to win, they wouldn’t replicate the formula that got them a second to last place finish last year.

United Kingdom’s Eurovision 2012 Entry

Unless you’ve been living in a cave, you’ve heard that Englebert Humperdinck, 75-years old, career crooner, Vegas showman, and native Briton, is representing the UK at Eurovision. Though sorely tempted to speak our minds, we held our tongues on the announcement of Englebert Humperdinck for the UK a couple of weeks ago. The reason was simple: we wanted to hear the song before passing judgement. And finally, last delegation to the party, UK presents its song.  Here’s Englebert Humperdinck with “Love Will Set You Free.”

“Love Will Set You Free” is a slow waltz full of melancholy themes about love and loss. It may have London-based songwriters (Martin Terefe and Sacha Skarbek), but in the hands of Englebert the song pays homage to country music ballads of the late ’60s and early ’70s–similar to Merle Haggard and Glen Campbell. Of course Eurovision is for a European audience, and the production opts for strings and acoustic guitar rather than steel guitar. It also has the requisite Eurovision key change.

This is from Englebert’s bio on his website, describing his style of music:

“Romance serves as the core of Engelbert Humperdinck’s music and lasting success. He knows how to pick songs with eternal themes of love and longing, and lovers always want to hear them sung.”

“Love will set you free” is entirely consistent with this. It’s a win-win for him to be sure. After Eurovision, he gets a new song that seamlessly fits into his act and an anecdote he can add to his patter. At this stage of his career, that’s worth its weight in gold.

Lyrically, the song is fine but I don’t think it holds up with vivid imagery of songs from its reference group. However, the song is emotional and melodic, and I have complete confidence that Englebert will be able to sell when it matters. The UK could have done worse, a lot worse.

So is all forgiven with the BBC? Absolutely not. Englebert Humperdinck’s style of music, “Love will set you free” included, is out of touch with pop music today. Most of his gigs these days are on the casino circuit to graying audiences.  Moreover, they made the kitsch pick but then chose the sincere route. Comeback attempts from Andy Williams or Tony Bennett positioned them for a younger audience with gentle self-aware humor about what they were trying to do. Here, Englebert is playing it straight.

In picking Englebert Humperdinck I don’t think the BBC is trying to win. In all likelihood, they were simply trying to make a splash by picking up somebody famous. If that is their measure of success, then they succeeded. The fever pitch before his announcement was ridiculous, and the Beeb did a good job goading the Twitterati by having staff post to their personal Twitter accounts to add fuel to the fire. If generating ratings on May 26th is their measure of success, then it remains to be seen. I can’t see him being taken seriously with anyone under 50. Not with this song.

United Kingdom’s Eurovision 2011 Entry

We have been hearing endlessly about Blue. Here on the other side of the pond, Chris and I have been scratching our heads wondering what all the fuss is about. Though we do try to keep tabs on what’s going on overseas, Blue never made it onto our radar before this year. So to our virgin eyes, Blue just seemed like a boy band whose biggest hits were covers, trying to plan a comeback after 4 years. To us, this is not exactly a recipe for breakout success.  But no matter, they’ve been working hard to promote themselves and there seemed to be more goodwill than we thought, so we’ll wait and let the music speak for itself.

At long last, the UK is gearing up to release the song–the official debut is on The Graham Norton Show this Friday.  But not surprisingly, the track has leaked. Here’s Blue with “I Can” [updated]:

With all those “Oooh”s in the chorus, there had better be some fist-pumping. Just sayin’. Oooh!

Sure is British, though. With the stutter going on with “I ca-ca-can,” they must be giving a shout out to The King’s Speech. Oooh!

Not to go blue (Oooh!), but is “I can, I will, I’m tired of these hands” a reference to masturbation? Oooh!

Joking aside it’s not terrible, and it is light years better than the Dubovie Debacle of 2010.  “I Can” is boy band pop, and it has a personal empowerment message (I can; It’s my time, my moment, etc.) that the Brits seem to think adds up to ESC success.  It also reminds me of Nelly’s “Just a Dream,” so I guess that means it’s got something current in it, right?  But I gotta tell you, I don’t see how they win over new fans with this one. Sorry UK, the internal selection was the right thing to do, but if you want the win, better luck next year. Their fans will make sure they aren’t an embarrassment, but I don’t think Blue outperforms the Lord.  I think they’re Top 15.  Chris thinks they’re Top 10.

UPDATE FROM CHRIS: Oooh!

Anyway, I’m a bigger fan of this song than Jen is, but I agree that it’s probably not going to win. But I don’t think the UK is going to complain more than usual if they do break the top 10. I’m thinking it could go as high as sixth, but the only reason I don’t think it will go higher is because of Alexey Vorobyov. I see both “I Can” and “Get You” operating in the same space, with the latter having the added oomph from RedOne. (The combined song “I Can Get You” could win hands down, of course.)

Having seen videos of both acts performing, I’d say they both have a ways to go to be Eurovision-ready. Blue need to amp up the performance a little, and Lee Ryan really needs to work on sounding less strained when he’s hitting the high notes. Blue has some decent enough choreography, but they needed to hit it a little harder. Vorobyov also suffers from some choreo problems that need to get ironed out. While he sounded in good voice, his back-up dancers looked pretty sloppy.

Of course, if either Alexey or Simon Webbe just want to go onstage shirtless, I guessing any choreo issues would be forgiven. Oooh!

United Kingdom’s Eurovision 2010 Entry

The U.K. would be hard-pressed to come up with an entry as successful as last year’s “My Time.”  Even though that was perfectly dreadful, it brought the Brits a fifth-place finish, its highest placement in years.  Andrew Lloyd Webber did not come back to do another song this year, so songwriting duties fell to legendary tunesmith Sven-Göran Eriksson… er, Pete Waterman. (And Mike Stock, who didn’t get the billing that Pete Waterman did. Probably doesn’t have an OBE.)

This year’s edition of Your Country Needs You featured six acts performing hits Waterman wrote for various acts in the ’80s (e.g., Rick Astley, Bananarama, Kylie Minogue).  It was pretty much an amateur hour, with only one performer, Josh Dubovie, who seemed to have any poise on stage.  The quintet Uni5 had only been assembled three weeks before the show, and they sounded like they hadn’t been together for even that long.  Waterman then picked three of the six acts to perform his song “That Sounds Good to Me.”

It was pretty clear that Josh was going to win, although another solo male singer, Alexis Gerred, gave him a run for his money during the “That Sounds Good to Me” round.  Esma Akkilic, the third finalist, unfortunately forgot the words to the second verse and actually stopped and apologized before picking the song back up.

So here’s Josh with “That Sounds Good to Me”:

You can really tell what decade they had their hits in, can’t you? The verses sound like “Kids In America,” though Waterman and Stock didn’t write that one.

The big problem, aside from the fact that he’s saddled with a mediocre song, is that Josh was picked so late in the national final season.  Jade Ewan was picked early and then visited 14 countries promoting the song during the build-up to Eurovision, including performing at the Russian final.  Now that nearly all participating countries have selected their songs, there’s nowhere for Josh to go to promote the song.  So the U.K. may find itself falling back down the leaderboard this year.

UPDATED: Josh, Sir Sven-Göran and Pete have released the new, final version of “That Sounds Good to Me,” which sounds worse to me than the version performed on Your Country Needs You.  Jen said that they took out the retro-’80s charm and turned this into a Disney theme park song.

It hurts us.